Wow why did I even consider any option besides PISS?

( Piss wins in a landslide. )

C'mon, if you didn't know it was me by the end of the first page, you must have a nail sticking out of your brain like Happy Gilmore.

( Rated NC-17 for a mermaid BJ )

First, lovelylytton wrote this, starring Skippy the Three-eyed Wonder Inbredbabby, which made me want to drink pure grain alcohol until the pain stops (which so far, it hasn't.)

Then ellorgast tried to mitigate the pain with A Study in Pink which, while it helped, caused Justin Bieber to get $9 richer since I downloaded all of his iTunes to help the burning ache of ( Read more... )

Who? Well, why me and ellorgast. A few days ago, I left my usual incoherent rambling comment on her fic found here that hints at a little Jadeite/Zoi slash. JUST A TASTE. Naturally, being a smut-minded one-trick pony, I latched onto that and threw this out:

Can you write a Jaden/Rei/Sasha/Ami lovefest/orgy-thing?Rather than (rightly) telling me to piss up ( Read more... )

What can I say that hasn't already been said? Happy birthday times a million to an awesome girl that I am fortunate to call a friend. ^_^

Now here is my pitiful contribution to your chocolate, coffee, and sex-filled day! Enjoy my pitiful attempt at your request.

( Last year's was so much better, read that instead. )

( Wasn't going to end it there jeez )

This is not up to my standards...the last part did not get beta-beaten by 198 different betas and rewritten 7320 times so I think it's crap...to me it's overly schmaltzy and cheesy and cliched but I'm sick of fucking looking at it and I want to move on with this story. So...

( CHAPTER 8: VICTORY MARCH )

( Curveball Spoilers, don't read from this point if you don't want to know. )

The actual owner of this character satine86 wanted it posted. If you haven't read those yet, click on her username and READ IT. They're adorable!

It's sort of unglued since I wrote it during a Ficchat flopsie round.

( Not a dead babby don't worry )

Sorry to everyone for shitting up their LJs with my emo-"I don't wanna go to work"-ness. You know how it is: some days you whistle over the coffeepot and thank your lucky stars that you have employment, and other days you are a Dilbert.

A billion years ago (OK, July), I got a request for Noah's reaction to Judas's LeBron James's trade, and I ( Read more... )